Hypocrite.

[penguinrusty]

I was bored and decided to talk to an AIM bot...
http://i12.tinypic.com/42td30l.jpg

[seth556]

I hate that thing. I try to talk to it and ask it questions and it gets all sassy with me.

[Ionredline0260]

that deserves a rofl

[Rc_Racer_01501]

Heres my convo with the same bot today.

[MetalMan]

That's hilarious! :rollin:

[lilwillis]

I think this should be turned into a "have a funny convo with the AIM bot" contest/thread

[Razor_Racer]

Razor Racer AIM (7:47:10 PM): i think my name is stupid
SmarterChild (7:47:10 PM): That's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like your name.

[Rc_Racer_01501]

^^That idea sounds great to me, Maybe rename the thread Penguin :wink:^^

[penguinrusty]

Warning: uses the proper name for male genitalia:

http://i10.tinypic.com/345j78i.jpg

[Rc_Racer_01501]

ROFL^^...Heres my other convo

BaDaSsBuDdY1991: Hello
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Shawn.
BaDaSsBuDdY1991: Why do you keep saying my name, You are scaring me
SmarterChild: Why do you think I keep saying your name I'm scaring you?
BaDaSsBuDdY1991: Why do you insist on repeating everything i say?
SmarterChild: I insist on repeating everything you say because I want to insist on repeating everything you say.
BaDaSsBuDdY1991: Now your just being an (bleep (http://www.ultimaterc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1923))(bleep (http://www.ultimaterc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1923))(bleep (http://www.ultimaterc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1923))
SmarterChild: Play nice, Shawn. I thought you apologized before.
BaDaSsBuDdY1991: How do you remember that?
SmarterChild: Huh. How I remember that? I have no idea how I remember that.
BaDaSsBuDdY1991: Do you store everything we talk about, I hope not
SmarterChild: Should I store everything we talk about i hope not?
BaDaSsBuDdY1991: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY!
SmarterChild: I don't think so.
BaDaSsBuDdY1991: Oh feeling cocky now are we?
SmarterChild: I dunno.

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BaDaSsBuDdY1991: Im going to give you a visit and teabag your robot (bleep (http://www.ultimaterc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1923))(bleep (http://www.ultimaterc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1923))(bleep (http://www.ultimaterc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1923))
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
BaDaSsBuDdY1991: Thats right....What do you say now
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.

[Arubaboy24]

Arubaboy24 (8:21:40 PM): what is your name?
SmarterChild (8:21:40 PM): SmarterChild!
Arubaboy24 (8:21:46 PM): what is your real name?
SmarterChild (8:21:47 PM): I'm SmarterChild.
Arubaboy24 (8:21:54 PM): are you smarterchild?
SmarterChild (8:21:54 PM): You seem intelligent. What do you think?
Arubaboy24 (8:22:01 PM): what do you think?
SmarterChild (8:22:01 PM): I'm a robot. What I think is irrelevant.

http://www.piercelogic.com/2005/12/2005-12-13.php

[Razor_Racer]

:eek:
Razor Racer AIM (9:34:12 PM): HELO
SmarterChild (9:34:12 PM): Sure. Tell me what you want.
Razor Racer AIM (9:34:16 PM): wuzzup
SmarterChild (9:34:16 PM): Oh, not much. You?
Razor Racer AIM (9:34:23 PM): do you like to compliment me
SmarterChild (9:34:23 PM): Complimenting you? I do not know, what do you think of it?
Razor Racer AIM (9:34:31 PM): I think its good
SmarterChild (9:34:32 PM): You like complimenting you? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about complimenting you.
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Razor Racer AIM (9:34:43 PM): You compliment me every day
SmarterChild (9:34:44 PM): OK, whatever.
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:eek:

[Ionredline0260]

SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
ionredline0260: yes
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
ionredline0260: prostitution
SmarterChild: Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers.

[Ionredline0260]

SmarterChild: What's you're favorite hobby?
ionredline0260: eating live animals
SmarterChild: Eating live animals? Cool

[guitardrumr123]

[23:37] Guitardrumr321: Can you understand binary?
[23:38] SmarterChild: Can I understand binary, can I understand binary... Let's see... Well, what's gonna happen if I understand binary?
[23:38] Guitardrumr321: I'll start speaking in binary
[23:38] SmarterChild: Maybe I'll start speaking in binary too.
[23:39] Guitardrumr321: 01010010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00111111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01101110 01100111 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100100 01110101 01100101 01101100 00100001 00100001 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000010 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010010 01011001 00100000 01000100 01010101 01000101 01001100 00100001 00100001 00100000 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001 00100001 00100000 01010111 01101000 01101111 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110010 01110100 00100000 01100100 01110101 01100101 01101100 00101110 00101110 00101110
[23:39] SmarterChild: Oh really?
[23:39] Guitardrumr321: So thats a no on the binary then?
[23:39] SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
[23:39] Guitardrumr321: No, I don't
[23:39] SmarterChild: K, no prob.

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[23:39] Guitardrumr321: stupid ads...
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[23:39] Guitardrumr321: No, I said the ads are stupid, not send me more...
[23:39] SmarterChild: Sure, here you go: Is Your Man Manipulative? - Learn "Secret Reason" Why You're Attracted To Jerks & Players (sponsorship)
[23:39] Guitardrumr321: Damnit...
[23:39] SmarterChild: Anything wrong?
[23:39] Guitardrumr321: ...
[23:39] SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
[23:40] Guitardrumr321: You're not the smartest robot on the block, are you?
[23:40] SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I'm not the smartest robot on the block.
[23:40] Guitardrumr321: I like your, er, interesting choice of words there.
[23:40] SmarterChild: You like my er interesting choice of words there, huh?
[23:40] Guitardrumr321: Indeed
[23:40] SmarterChild: I see.

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[Tacothesport]

WOW i need to know how to find this bot, and i realy dont know how to use aim help i want to pick this thing apart, help.

[penguinrusty]

Ok so you download aim....then add a buddy named "SmarterChild"

[Tacothesport]

thx im gonna do it after i finish me speech, its a brutal 7-9 minute speech to prsuade, ouch! its a tuffy

[Arubaboy24]

Haha, it can do math. And tell you what time it is anywhere.

Arubaboy24 (11:41:52 PM): what is 1230984729038471092387410923874109287 times 19387410923874190237491823749128374
SmarterChild (11:41:52 PM): 1,230,984,729,038,471,092,387,410,923,874,109,287 * 19,387,410,923,874,190,237,491,823,749,128,374 = 2.3865606782883e+70

[guitardrumr123]

[09:53] Guitardrumr321: What is your favorite type of music?
[09:53] SmarterChild: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say System of a Down.
[09:53] Guitardrumr321: Really? Do you like country music?
[09:53] SmarterChild: Yes I do!

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[09:53] Guitardrumr321: Who's your favorite country singer?
[09:53] SmarterChild: Who is my favorite country singer? You know perfectly well.
[09:54] Guitardrumr321: Indeed, I do not. Care to tell me?
[09:54] SmarterChild: I care.
[09:54] Guitardrumr321: That was not the question, the question was if you would tell me who your favorite country singer is.
[09:54] SmarterChild: What?
[09:54] Guitardrumr321: Who is your favorite country singer?
[09:54] SmarterChild: Who is my favorite country singer? You tell me.
[09:54] Guitardrumr321: ok. Carrie Underwood
[09:54] SmarterChild: What about Carrie Underwood?
[09:54] Guitardrumr321: ...
[09:54] SmarterChild: Funny.
[09:55] Guitardrumr321: ...I hate this stupid program
[09:55] SmarterChild: Really? I'm very sorry to hear that.