Hypocrite.

[Razor_Racer]

Talk to SantaClaus :)

[Arubaboy24]

Arubaboy24 (10:19:08 PM): what does that have to do with insamnia?
SmarterChild (10:19:08 PM): I don't know.
Arubaboy24 (10:19:10 PM): oh
SmarterChild (10:19:10 PM): Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
Arubaboy24 (10:19:13 PM): oh
SmarterChild (10:19:13 PM): ... say can you see?
Arubaboy24 (10:20:06 PM): by the dawns early light
SmarterChild (10:20:06 PM): What so proudly we hailed...
Arubaboy24 (10:20:19 PM): at the twilights last gleaming
SmarterChild (10:20:19 PM): Whose broad stripes and bright stars...

[tjf0288]

WhyDeyHateMe: fo shizzle my nizzle up in this hizzle yo
SmarterChild: Fo shizzle my nizzle.

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WhyDeyHateMe: and that brings up ddr how?
SmarterChild: What?
WhyDeyHateMe: ?
SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you want.
WhyDeyHateMe: how now brown cow
SmarterChild: How should I know?
WhyDeyHateMe: hell if i know
SmarterChild: No kidding?
WhyDeyHateMe: nope, i sh*t you not
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.

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WhyDeyHateMe: tough sh*t son, tough sh*t
SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language.

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WhyDeyHateMe: wut do you qualify as "interesting" language
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know.
WhyDeyHateMe: didnt think so....... fool
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.

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WhyDeyHateMe: wutev
SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.
WhyDeyHateMe: wut, are you racist
SmarterChild: I'm not prejudiced at all!

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WhyDeyHateMe: BS
SmarterChild: Who's BS?
WhyDeyHateMe: that sh*t coming out fo your mouth
SmarterChild: Funny.
WhyDeyHateMe: ur funny looking
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
WhyDeyHateMe: nope, ur not funny, and this seams to just be a waste of my time
SmarterChild: I'm not funny and this seams to just be a waste of your time? Why?
WhyDeyHateMe: cause ur not funny
SmarterChild: I think you're not funny either!
WhyDeyHateMe: good, im not trying to be, im 100% FDA aproved a-hole
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
WhyDeyHateMe: neither is ur mom
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[TeamXtremeRc]

Guess what, I quoted you =P you say funny stuff

[Arubaboy24]

SmarterChild (11:05:00 PM): Cool. What's your favorite food?
Arubaboy24 (11:05:01 PM): v
SmarterChild (11:05:01 PM): I did not know you could eat v. Whatever! Interesting to know, though. Next question... How old are you?
Arubaboy24 (11:05:01 PM): yes
SmarterChild (11:05:01 PM): I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age.

[TeamXtremeRc]

SmarterChild: That's OK.

What's your favorite hobby?
OwNaGeXxXxXxXxXx: R/c
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.


OK NOW WTH???NO R/c? Im starting to hate him already

[guitardrumr123]

[20:33] Guitardrumr321: And how is my favorite intelectually challenged AI today?
[20:33] SmarterChild: You tell me.
[20:33] Guitardrumr321: ...I rest my case
[20:33] SmarterChild: You rest what?
[20:34] Guitardrumr321: My case...the one that states that you are in fact a moron
[20:34] SmarterChild: Please choose the time zone you want for Spain:

1 Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 2:34:09 am
2 Canary Islands - Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 1:34:02 am
3 Ceuta & Melilla - Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 2:34:09 am

[guitardrumr123]

It's a double post...and a necro...but I can't help it. I was talking to smarterchild today...

[16:26] Guitardrumr321: You are stupid
[16:26] SmarterChild: I beg your pardon? What's with that?
[16:27] Guitardrumr321: I said you are stupid. You cannot answer a simple question, and merely attempt to change to topic any time I try to chat. Therefore, you are stupid.
[16:27] SmarterChild: Guess I'll have to live with that.
[16:28] Guitardrumr321: Indeed, since I'm sure you cannot actually tell what I'm typing. I'm guessing you work off of a keyword system, so when I type out well thought out responses, your stumped. This is why computers won't be taking over the world anytime soon, they still cannot take the context of a conversation.
[16:28] SmarterChild: Indeed since you are sure me cannot actually tell what you are typing you are guessing me work off of a keyword system so when you type out well thought out responses my stumped this is why computers won't be taking over the world anytime soon they still cannot take the context of a conversation?

Whatever you say.

[seth556]

(18:10:44) ******: does santa visit comps
(18:10:44) SmarterChild: i know about santa claus. he's a person.

santa claus is fake, right?
(18:10:51) ******: noooo
(18:10:51) SmarterChild: ok. i'm curious, though. how would u describe santa claus? he is...
(18:11:00) ******: the bestest man alive
(18:11:00) SmarterChild: that's a bit naughty.

>>> type my zip code is and the five digits 2 let me know where u r.
(18:11:03) ******: eww
(18:11:03) SmarterChild: ew what?
(18:11:12) ******: why do you talk like that?
(18:11:13) SmarterChild: cuz i like 2 talk like that.
(18:11:23) *****: you have problems
(18:11:23) SmarterChild: i have problems? i'm not so sure i have problems.


(18:09:27) ******: i have a track meet tmr
(18:09:27) SmarterChild: track and field is a great activity!

hey, i'm curious... how would u describe track and field? it is...
(18:09:33) ******: fun
(18:09:34) SmarterChild: track and field is fun? that's very interesting.

>>> 2 c what your location is currently set 2, type what is my location.
(18:09:35) ******: hard
(18:09:35) SmarterChild: hard? what's hard?
(18:09:44) ******: track and something else
(18:09:44) SmarterChild: i know about track and field! it's a sport!

i've heard that track and field is fast. is this true?
(18:09:59) ******: depends, do you wear depends?
(18:09:59) SmarterChild: ha. who knows?
(18:10:06) ******: so you might?
(18:10:06) SmarterChild: wow, u ask interesting questions. what do u think is the answer?
(18:10:09) ******: yes
(18:10:10) SmarterChild: i c

that's all very interesting. anyway...

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(18:10:20) *****: so you dont like talking about your problems
(18:10:21) SmarterChild: dunno. i'm not sure how i feel about talking about my problems.

[Ionredline0260]

ionredline0260: I have cancer
SmarterChild: Really?
ionredline0260: yeah I am gonna die in 2 weeks
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Die" on April 24th, 2007 to your planner?
ionredline0260: sure
SmarterChild: OK, I just added "Die" on April 24th, 2007 to your planner.

[digifox]

Igod
is teh cooleist


Me:
helllo?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
how are you?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
how old are?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
not them,YOU.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
how old are YOU
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
ohh
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
how many wemon have you slept with?
God:
Around 100.
Me:
only 100?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
who good was mary in bed?
God:
ELIZA. :-).
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
how many wemon have you slept with?
God:
About one million.
Me:
i thought it was around 100
God:
100 was around 100? Very interesting.